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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife: ap apnay best freind ki BV k janazay pay nahi gay.



Husband:kis moo say jaon.

wo mujay 3rd BV K janazay pay bula raha hai

Aur

Mein ne1 dafa b nahi bulaya

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?



Kion ke shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hissey me aatey hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai smile.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Ek Padri Dosray Se Yaar Meri B.V Ghar Baar Sab Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq De Dia,

Doosra Padrifrown.pngRotay Huay)

Yaar Tum To Buhat Khushnaseeb Ho Meri Begum Ne Mujh Se Pran,Pardhan,Izat,Dolat Sb Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq phr Nai Dia.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


NAwAAb tO hiS BeguM: HATA Lo ApNe ChAhre Se Ye ZuLfE, Ae JAAnE-E-TAmAnnA , , ,



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AgLi BaAr KhAAnE Me BaAL AAYƄ to GunjA Kar DungA . . :d :p ->

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?

Wife:Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana



Husband:Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


1 Sahab ki Lottery main Paris Tour ka Prize nikal aya.!



Usne Office say foran B-V ko fone kiya or Khushi say bola



Darling !

Mere sath Paris chalogi ?



B-V Khushi say boli:-

Han Bilkul !

Paris to 1 Muddat say Mere Khwabon main basa hai.

Main Aap k sath Zarur chalungi !

Magar Ap Kon Sahab bol rahe hain?

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Husbnd : Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?



No Ans.



Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.



Then Again He Asks,



Wife: Nahi Kaha.



Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo grin.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Lady 2 Doctor: Main Apnay Shohar K Baaray Me Tum sE Ek baAT Pochn Chahti hoOn.

Hmari shAdi kO 20 SaAL Ho gAyE Hain,

mErA ShoHar eK MisAaLi sHohAr thA.

Bepanah Muhabt krnAy wAlLa,

lekin jAb sE Ap nE Uska iLaj kIa hAi uSkI ShAksiAt bdAL Kr rEh gAi hAi,

zAyada Tr gHr sE BaHIR Rehta hAi,

nA Koi giFt Lata hAI.

BALkay mEri tAraf dEkhnA Bhi pAsAnd nAhi kRta,

yE SaB Kuch ap k iLaj kI BaDOLat hUa hAi,

Doctor:MAINAY Koi iLaj nAhi kIa sIrf Nazr tEst Krwanay Ka

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago




Shohar: ye tum mujh ko bhary bazar main "A.G" kyoun kehti ho?



Biwi: ab bhary bazar main "Abhy Ghady" kahoun gi to kya acha lagay ga!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Man Was Complaining 2 A Frnd

I-d It All

Money, A Beautiful House, A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety Gal Thn Its

All Gone



Frnd: Wht Hapend?



Man: My Wife Found Out smile.png

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