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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Ek aadmi ghabraya hoa police station pr aaya aur bola



Muje girftaar kr lijye main ne apni bivi k ser pr danda mara hai.



Inspctor: kiya wo mar gye?



Aadmi: nahi wo danda lye mere peche aa rahi hai. smile.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Shohar khubsurat tha aur bv kali ti

1 din shohar kehne laga.





Begum hum dono jannati hai.







Bv boli.





Wo kese?





Wo esy k tum mujhe dekh kr khuda ka shukar aada krti ho





Aur mai tumhai dekh kr sabar krta ho







Shukar krne wala aur sabar krne wala dono jannati hai.smile.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Aadmi Apni Biwi Se:

Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon



Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin Ja Rahy Hyn Kia? =P =D

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


AIRPORT Pe-

Patnigrin.pngekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.





Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Man 2 pretty girl in Bazar:

I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while?

Girl:Why?

Man:Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!-)

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


"A TRUE THOUGHT"



"One Who Doesnt Love



A Girl Before His Marriage



Can Never Love His



Wife After Marriage-)"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


AEK SHOHAR K LYE SABR AUR SHUKAR KA FARAK YE HAY!





AGAR BV JAAN PE ATKI RAHE TO YE -SABR- HAY.





AUR





AGAR BV OPAR CHALI JAE TO YE -SHUKAR- HAY! )

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


PAGAL SHOHAR ghar me chillatay hoay ghusa aur cheekh kr bola: BEGUM, mera bond nikal gaya





B.V: kitnay ka nikla?



shohar: meri jeb se.)

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


A couple were arguing.



Wife: You dont like anybody in my family.



Husband: Not true, I like your mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya

Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwane police station gai or apne husband ka huliya btaya.

Handsome

Lamba Qad

Gora rang

Gaal pe dimple



Parosan: jhoot Q bol rahi ho?

Tumhara husband to kala,chote Qad ka or mota hy



Aurat: jo gaya so gaya

jo aaye wo to acha ho.

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