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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago


!Wife: I Have Changed My Mind..



Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now??



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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago


Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,

unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,



Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?



Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.



Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?



Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik =P ->

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago


Shohr bV sE:



"HaTa lO ApNe ChEhRe Se Ye ZuLfeE JaAn e TaMaNnA!

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Ab AgAr KhAaNaY Me BaAl AyA To GaNjA Kr

DuNgA!!!":-

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago


Man 1- I Notice Dat Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen

Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties



Man 2- No! Actualy Our Telefone Connection Is In The Kitchen ->

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago


Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.

Is saal kia irada ha.

Shohar: is saal us main current chornay ka irada ha. :->

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago


WifE(In pArk): JaNo Tumhain yaAd hAi yE Wohi JhoLa hAi jAhan Hum Bethay Thay,

Or Tumhari CheEkhain NikAL Gai Thi,



HusbAnd: Nahi mEri jAn JhoLa Lenay sE Cheekhain Nai NikLi tHi,

Ye Shadi k baAD PehLa Moqa Tha,

JAb MainAy tUMHAin Without Make-uP Dekha Tha.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago


Mid Night

Wife 2 her (Police Inspect0r)husband:aJi Uthiay,

Ghar Me Ch0r aA Gaye hYn.



Husband: Sonay Do Mujhay Main iS WAqt Duty pEr Nahi ho0n.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago


Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?



Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ->

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago


Position of a Husband





Is just like a Split AC





No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor,





He is designed to remain Silent in Indoor.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago


Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay

Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay

Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main

Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagay smile.png

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