Santa banta sms Tag Sms

sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America??

Receptionist:1 sec sir..
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Santa disconnects n says,
''pee ke bethi h kamini

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa's wife:"Agar DUNIYA mein aurat na hoti
to tumhare pant ke button kaun takta..???
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Santa:"yadi duniya mein aurat na hoti to pant
pehnne ki jarurat hi kya thi..??? tongue.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Bacha:" 1 Litre Aata De Do!
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Dukandar:" Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab Se Milta Hai..
Dobara Kaho!
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Bacha:" Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De Do!
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Dukandar:" Beta Aata Bottle Mein Nahin Aata..

Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata Hun K aata Kaise Lete Hain..
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Dukandar:" ├ęk Kilo Aata Dedo!
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Bacha:" Bottle Laye Ho... tongue.png :o

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

THE GREAT INNOCENT SANTA SPECIAL
Santa Blue Film dekh raha tha. Achanak apni biwi ko us film me dekh kar chonk gaya. Gussa huwa,fir hans pada,bola, ye to film hai, koi real thodi na hai..

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Teacher: Giv 1 English wrd for- Apne hi kiye pe pani pher dena?

Santa thinking
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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Recent Railway Budget's Effect on Santa:
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Santa:" Berth bhi confirm ho gya, char Stetion bhi gujar gye...

Wife kab milegi TT Saab.. ??

TT:" Ghochu! Wife nahi, Train mein Wi-Fi dene ko kaha gya hai. tongue.png :-o grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa to Banta :-
Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh
tokri k aadhe Ande tere..Aur ye bhi bata de ki
Ande Kitne h...
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to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur
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agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h...
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to Murgi bhi teri....
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Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara
Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
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Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan
Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa : Main Tere Pyar Mein
Lut Gaya,
Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho
Gaya.
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Pinky : Haram Khor To Main
Kaun Sa
Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa ki umbrella mein hole tha.. To uske bete ne use pucha : papa chatri mein hole kyon?
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Santa : are gadhe agar barish rukegi to pata kese calega? tongue.png grin.png

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