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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 months ago

Santa aur banta Dono bhai ek hee class mein padhatey thy.

Teacher: Tum donon ne apane paapa ka naam alag-alag kyu likha...??

Santa: Mam phir aap kahoge naqal maari hai, iseliye... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 months ago

Santa tum Is office Mein kab se kaam kar rahe
ho...???
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Banta - Jab se Boss ne Mujhe naukri se nikalne
ki dhamki di hai... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 months ago

बंता: - परांठे और साथ लस्सी पी के एकदम नशा चढ़ गया
और मस्त नींद आई...!!!

संता: - चुपकर, अब तू हाइवे से पंजाबी ढाबे भी 500 मीटर
दूर करवाएगा क्या...? smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 months ago

Pals polio teem ghar aayee…
santa (beebee se): Bandook aur Kaaratus kahaan hain…??

teem bhaagee, peechhe se santa ne aavaaj dee,

ruko, oye ruko

ye hamaare bachcho ke naam hain.!! smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 months ago

Interviewer: What is the Difference
Between
Land Line & Mobile Number...???

Killer Answer by Banta:

Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai

Aur Mobile ka Anguthe se... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 months ago

Santa pareshaan sa doktar ke paas gaya...,

Santa - doktar saahab main subah 6 baje susu karata hoon ,

phir 7 baje pottee karata hoon...,


Doktar - haan to phir dikkat kya hain...??

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Santa - Par doktar , Aankh to 8 baje khultee hai na... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 months ago

Santa ghabaraata hua police station gaya...

Santa - main giraphtaar hone ja raha hoon

Banta - kyon bhai tumane kya kiya ?

Santa - mainne apanee Biwi ke sar pe jor se danda maar diya tha

Banta - to vo mar gayee kya bechaari...

Santa - nahin bach gayee aur ab vo mujhe nahin chhodegee... smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 months ago

Santa gunda ban gaya...

Santa ne ek mashahoor seth ko phone lagaaya

Santa - O seth 10 laakh rupaya bhijava de nahin toh..

Seth - aap kaun bol rahe ho bhaaya

Santa - main ariya ka bhai bol riya hoon...

Seth - achchha aapakee bahan ka naam ariya hai kya...? smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 months ago

Santa - Meri jindagee saali narak hoti jaa raha hai

Yamaraaj - ha ha ha ha...

Santa - kaun hai bhai...?

Yamaraaj - tere paapon ka ghada ab bhar chuka hai....

Santa - toh motar band kar de na mere bhai

Yamaraaj bhee behosh... smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 months ago

संता की शादी एक नर्स से हो गयी,

बंता: और संता, कैसी कट रही है...?

संता: पूछ मत यार, जब तक सिस्टर न कहो
बोलती ही नहीं... smile.png

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