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5 years ago

HW DO COLLEGE TEACHRS COMPLETE SYLLABUS:
UNIT1:dis s jz intrdction no need2teach

UNIT2:Vry easy topic u cn study on ur own

UNIT3grin.pngis hs already been discssd in last unit

UNIT4grin.pngis topic is directly given in text book study as it is i dont need to teach it.

UNIT 5:Who is ready to take seminar..
-vinu

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5 years ago

GooD NEWS:
All C.A. Exams wil now b only OBJECTIV TYPE!
Example:
3+3=..
Options:
a: 6
b: Six
c: VI
d: 6.0

Moral:
CA is still TOUGH!!
From: anish9937816488

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5 years ago

Exam OFFER!

Take a COPY paper 2 d EXAM HALL
&
Show it 2 Ur nearest TEACHER
&
Win a free trip 2
.
PRINCIPAL room
&
Enjoy Unlimited holiday..

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5 years ago

Most touching msg about SCHOOL N COLLEGE LIFE:
We came with the fear of not knowing anybody!
But We will go with tears after knowing everybody!


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5 years ago

A first bench student knows " TO AVOID THE PROBLEMS" But only the last bench students has the ability to "FACE THE PROBLEM" -

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5 years ago

Collage related movies.
Exams-WELCOM
Claas-DHOOM
Q.paper-RAAZ
Copy-MAJBOOR
Marks-nayak
Final exam-MURDER
Fail-YE TO HONA HI THA
Paas-CHAMATKAR..

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5 years ago

A boy came running 2 d lecture hall.BOY:terrorists hav kidnapped all our lecturers nd hav demanded 50 lakhs 2 release them or else they will burn them alive..so pls donate...i hav already donated 10 litres kerosene.

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5 years ago

In a School function: A lkg boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech,
Others Asked him why r u closing ur ears,
He replied: Hey dudes she is my LOVER,she-ll start d speech as My Dear BROTHERs and SISTERs...
-Vinu

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5 years ago

Big gang of frnds!COlOrles dress remindng dos colorful days!Untold love!Bakery chats!Silly fght!Frndly teachrs!Un4getable Group photos!Combindstudy!Rockng farewel days! Groupdiscusns on anythg n nothg!So many lunches 2share!Rmarkble marks! Justifid mistakes!Lovable tours!SCHOOl LIFE was nothng but HEAVEN

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5 years ago

Using ur brain is strictly prohibited wen u enter in exam hall.

Q- U r in a boat in middle of river. U hav 2 candles & hav to light any 1 candle. U dnt hav anythng wid u in d boat. How 2 do it..

Ans-Take 1candle & throw it in d water.So d boat wil become LIGHTER. using dis LIGHTER u cn light d other Candle.
Another deadly ans-U throw a candle up & catch it. Catches win Matches. Using Matches u can light d candle.
If dat wasnt enough,1more ans-take water in ur hand & drop

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