Insult sms Tag Sms

Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sms b kmal ki cheej h,
20 nlaykon ko karo,
10 pdte hi nahi,
5 delet kr dete h,
4 ka inbox full hota h.
Bas 1 hi pagal pura msg pdta h.
Mera msg pdne k liye thnx

I Like SMS - Like: 333 - SMS Length: 166
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Science k mutavik bachpan me Bed pe susu krne wale log Hamesa right hand me mobile Pkad k msg pdte h.
Na na bachua ab hand na bdlo Koi bat nahi aaram se susu kro Rat me koi nahi dekhta he.

I Like SMS - Like: 318 - SMS Length: 189
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Har dil ko dard-e-dil haseel nahi hota,
Keemti cheez ke har koi kabeel nahi hota,
Ye to chor bazar ki meharbaani hai,
Warna apne hath me ye mobile nahi hota.

I Like SMS - Like: 321 - SMS Length: 160
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, Every donkey is busy.
Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, See here, this donkey will be Free after reading this.

I Like SMS - Like: 282 - SMS Length: 151
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V.
2nd plays soccer n
3rd is...
Not u yaar!
3rd is eating banana. Y u r always think u r a monkey.

I Like SMS - Like: 277 - SMS Length: 146
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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Aapne mujko dekha.
Fir maine apko dekha.
Fir aap mere piche aye.
Aate gaye...
fir
fir
fir
fir
fir
Fir kya. Mujhe apko
"1 Rupya Dena Hi Pada"...

I Like SMS - Like: 284 - SMS Length: 153
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John Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Hamara Paper tha aur Hum Udas ho gaye,
Humne Puri Sheet pe aapki TASVIR bana dali aur Hum pass ho gaye,
kaise?
..
?
?
?
Qki Paper DRAWING ka tha
aur CAARTOON banana thasmile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 271 - SMS Length: 178
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5 years ago

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO .

I Like SMS - Like: 241 - SMS Length: 102
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5 years ago

Chand chandni ko line mare to aasman kya karega...
.
.wah wah
.
Main tere ko line maaru to tera baap kya karega...
.
.ab bolo wah wah

I Like SMS - Like: 413 - SMS Length: 139
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sumitgholap Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Agar manzil ko pana hai to honsla sath rakhna
Agar pyaar ko pana hai to etbaar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskurana hai to daant saaf rakhna…grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 450 - SMS Length: 149
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