Insult sms Tag Sms

Lucky Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

"Thandi hai "Coffee" garam kar lo,
"Is pathar "Dil" ko thoda naram kar lo,
"Tumahre hote hue kisi or k "msg" aa rhe h, "Thodi si to "Sharam" kar lo.G.m.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Washing pwdr nirma
Washing pwdr nirma
Dudh c safedi nirma se aye..
Rangin kapda b khil khil jaye.
Sabhki pasand nirma..

Paglo ko kuch b bhej do padte jarur ho.

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5 years ago

Kya kre aise logo ka jo dheere-dheere humko bhulane lage hai,

Bheja krte the kitne hi Msg. Rozana,

Ab ek Msg ke liye bhi tarasne lage hai.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Thanx 4ur support last year
wth ur purchases v hv achieved gud sales
pls continue ur kind support

-M.D.
Kohinoor Condom
Small size division

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Height of Insult:



Boy to his girlfriend: Would you wear gloves if u had no hands....






Girlfriend : No..






Boy : So, Why do you wear a BRA....

-vinu

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Do u remember ur childhood.. When u wen 2 a doll shop, stood infront of a doll n askd -uncle! How much is that monkey doll- shpkper replied that is a mirror my child -)

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now..



*YOU BITCH*

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
BUT
Me=liar!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Best SmS of 1947

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Was there any mobile at that time..

Please
Use your brain atleast once in your life time!

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