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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Diff btwn ignorance & selfcontrol..
When you see the mirror, u don-t laugh.. Datz IGNORANCE..
When i look at u,
even i dnt laugh..
Datz SELFCONTROL.!!grin.png

-Vinu

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

you
are
happy
today..
you
are
handsom
today..
you
are
beauty
today..
you
r
glamourous
today..
you
r
lovely
today..

why ....
why ........


Every dog has a day..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Once 3 eggs fall on the ground but only 2 eggs broke!
Why..





















Sometimes it happenes, dont take tension!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Today a phone witout wire is fashion. 1 day wil com wen human witout brain wil b a fashion
On dat day,my dear, definatly u wil Rock!
Believe me.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Height of insult-
A girl 2 a rude son of a millionr-
if i evr wnted 2 suicide.. all i wud do is dat..i wil jump from ur ego 2 ur IQ level...

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

3 negro frenz walkin on road sudnly stopd by a fairy.
fairy gav each a chanc 2 mak 1 wsh.
1st negro:"i wnt 2 b fair"
he bcmes Fair n Hndsum.
2nd:"ME TOO"
He 2 bcme Fair.
3rd Negro ws Lughn..
Fary said,
"stp lughin n say ur WISH"
he sys
"Mke des idots Blck agn"
Frnds r alws kaminey!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

I Like 3 things: Pizza.
Pepsi.
& You.
Pizza 2 eat.
Pepsi 2 drink.
&amp You 2 clean the table.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Girlfriend Chahe

Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
Jaye

Kabhi Us Se Dosti Mat

Todna

Kyun k

Paani Chahey Kitna Bi

Ganda Ho Jye

aag Bhujane K Liye

Kaafi Hota He..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Tipz To Beat Summer
1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside
3-Eat Vgetables
But Most Important 4-Msg Me Daily Bcz I-m so COOL

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