Rajini Jokes in Jokes - Page 4

Rajinikant Garba Me dhol Bhaja Raha Tha

Achana Dharti Par Rajinikant Ke samne Aliena Aakar Pahucha Aur Bola

Mere Beta Ka kal Exam Hai Zara Dheere Sms

Jab kutte ki moutaati hai. ......To kutta mar jata he..Tumhe to hr bat me twist chahiye.Kutta h koi rajnikant nahi jo mare bhi styleme

Thank God Kolavari Di was Sung by Rajnikant's Son-in-Law. If Rajni himself would have Sung it then it would have been declared as National Anthem!!..

James Bond shoots a prsn & says-"I m Bond, James Bond".
Climax-Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says-"I m Kant, Rajnikant."

Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury
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Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook!

Dhoom 3
John, Hirtik and Aamir on bike with speed of 200 km/hr
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Rajinikanth overtakes them with Bicycle and says- Beta save fuel... Use cycle"

1 Bar Narad Ji Ne Kuch Aisa Dekha K Wo Behosh Ho Gaye
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Unhone dekha ki takat Pane K Liye Hanumanji Rajanikant Chalisa Padh Rahe The..!!

Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:"I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u????"
Rajnikanth:"Yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? Mind it.."

Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses????
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To protect the sun from his eyes!

When I was in school, someone stole my rough notes of english, And now they call it "OXFORD DICTIONARY". Crazy People..!
By:Rajnikant..!