Poor Jokes (P.J's) in Jokes - Page 7

Using cellphones is very dangerous & it damages d brain.




but,
you are so lucky,

No brain
No damage!

Why Amitabh Bachan hated SlumDog Millionaire.







it had jai ho and forgot his friend veeru!

Q:- What-s the difference between a fly and a mosquito..
A:- A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito

Teacher: What do you call a person with 6 guns.












Chaggan

Interviewer asked sardar ji.
Which are the 2 latest versions of java..


Sardar ji :
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Marjava & Mitjava.

Santa:Can I ask u a question..
Banta:You just did.
Santa: okay,
Well can I ask you another question.
Banta:You just did it again.

Name a man who is afraid of spies..





Spy Dar Man!

Q) What is the opposite of "achaar" ......

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Ans) Onion.

How..

Achaar in english = pickle = pee-kal

Opposite of pee-kal = pee-aaj = peeaaj = Onion!!

SAN
Vishal
Rocky
Gurav
Nadem
RAajj
raj
Rohit
SID
Chinu
Ranjan
kushal
Subhas
Ron
vijay
angel
kavita
sapna
rani
prya
Ajju
DSB
Pakhi
rupa
etc-

ie sab mere dost he

Mother-in-laws runin a marathon.Wat wud u cal it..

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Race Saason ki!