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Using cellphones is very dangerous & it damages d brain.
but,
you are so lucky,
No brain
No damage!
Why Amitabh Bachan hated SlumDog Millionaire.
it had jai ho and forgot his friend veeru!
Q:- What-s the difference between a fly and a mosquito..
A:- A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito
Teacher: What do you call a person with 6 guns.
Chaggan
Interviewer asked sardar ji.
Which are the 2 latest versions of java..
Sardar ji :
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Marjava & Mitjava.
Santa:Can I ask u a question..
Banta:You just did.
Santa: okay,
Well can I ask you another question.
Banta:You just did it again.
Name a man who is afraid of spies..
Spy Dar Man!
Q) What is the opposite of "achaar" ......
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Ans) Onion.
How..
Achaar in english = pickle = pee-kal
Opposite of pee-kal = pee-aaj = peeaaj = Onion!!
SAN
Vishal
Rocky
Gurav
Nadem
RAajj
raj
Rohit
SID
Chinu
Ranjan
kushal
Subhas
Ron
vijay
angel
kavita
sapna
rani
prya
Ajju
DSB
Pakhi
rupa
etc-
ie sab mere dost he
Mother-in-laws runin a marathon.Wat wud u cal it..
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Race Saason ki!