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Santa's SMS in Jokes - Page 1
Santa aur banta Dono bhai ek hee class mein padhatey thy.
Teacher: Tum donon ne apane paapa ka naam alag-alag kyu likha...??
Santa: Mam phir aap kahoge naqal maari hai, iseliye...
Santa tum Is office Mein kab se kaam kar rahe
ho...???
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Banta - Jab se Boss ne Mujhe naukri se nikalne
ki dhamki di hai...
बंता: - परांठे और साथ लस्सी पी के एकदम नशा चढ़ गया
और मस्त नींद आई...!!!
संता: - चुपकर, अब तू हाइवे से पंजाबी ढाबे भी 500 मीटर
दूर करवाएगा क्या...?
Pals polio teem ghar aayee…
santa (beebee se): Bandook aur Kaaratus kahaan hain…??
teem bhaagee, peechhe se santa ne aavaaj dee,
ruko, oye ruko
ye hamaare bachcho ke naam hain.!!
Interviewer: What is the Difference
Between
Land Line & Mobile Number...???
Killer Answer by Banta:
Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai
Aur Mobile ka Anguthe se...
Santa pareshaan sa doktar ke paas gaya...,
Santa - doktar saahab main subah 6 baje susu karata hoon ,
phir 7 baje pottee karata hoon...,
Doktar - haan to phir dikkat kya hain...??
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Santa - Par doktar , Aankh to 8 baje khultee hai na...
Santa ghabaraata hua police station gaya...
Santa - main giraphtaar hone ja raha hoon
Banta - kyon bhai tumane kya kiya ?
Santa - mainne apanee Biwi ke sar pe jor se danda maar diya tha
Banta - to vo mar gayee kya bechaari...
Santa - nahin bach gayee aur ab vo mujhe nahin chhodegee...
Santa gunda ban gaya...
Santa ne ek mashahoor seth ko phone lagaaya
Santa - O seth 10 laakh rupaya bhijava de nahin toh..
Seth - aap kaun bol rahe ho bhaaya
Santa - main ariya ka bhai bol riya hoon...
Seth - achchha aapakee bahan ka naam ariya hai kya...?
Santa - Meri jindagee saali narak hoti jaa raha hai
Yamaraaj - ha ha ha ha...
Santa - kaun hai bhai...?
Yamaraaj - tere paapon ka ghada ab bhar chuka hai....
Santa - toh motar band kar de na mere bhai
Yamaraaj bhee behosh...
संता की शादी एक नर्स से हो गयी,
बंता: और संता, कैसी कट रही है...?
संता: पूछ मत यार, जब तक सिस्टर न कहो
बोलती ही नहीं...