Insult SMS in Jokes - Page 3

Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai,
Zara Time NikaaL Ke Aayiye To.
Ek Chuha Marwana Hai.
Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,,"

SuraT Gori KarNe Ke 3 AaSaaN TariKe
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MuZe PaTa THa Tu Zaroor PaDHeGa,
KaaLi SuraT WaLe..
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Koi BHi FairNeSs Cream LaGa Le.

adhu Baba ne arz Kiya hai -
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai kacha
Wah wah
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Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
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Tere msgs nahi aa rhe,,, kya baat hai Bacha...

Think u r sitting in front of computer,
what computer will think, U Know ..?

'intel inside' 'mental outside'
HA HA HA.,
Wait don't laugh,
joke is not over,

U R standing in front of fridge,what fridge will think u know ?

'cool inside fool outside'
now laugh
HA HA HA !

Rose is Laal,
Sky is Neela &
Your mind is Khali Pateela.
Sorry Bura lga kya?

COFFEE is Hot,
Water is Cool,
I'm Smart & You're Fool.
Lo or Bura Maan lo...

Ek DOGGY subah se sham tak bhonkta kha
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
HA BILKUL AISAY HI

Accha ek baat batao:- Ghadha Tanhai me kaya mehsush kerta hai?
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koi jalldi nahi hai mehsush ker kebata dena....

Jb se mobile me hanuman chalisha download ki hai, tb se aapke msg aane band ho gye hain...sach hai ki
'Bhoot pisach nikat nahi aave mahabir jab naam sunave..."

Zindgi behal hai,
Na sur hai na taal hai,
Inbox kangaal hai,
Kuch to message bhe jo
Mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai....

Main rah dekh kar thak gaya apka 1 sms bhi nahi aata socha main hi kyun sms kar lu kyunki hum tumse pyaar karte hai aur tum to sirf paise se pyaar karte ho sale kanjush......