Insult SMS in Jokes - Page 5

'SACH KA SAMNA'
Jawab sirf HAA ya NAA me dena hai.
Aapke liye 1 sawal:-
.
Kya Aapne Bhikhari ke Katore Se Chillar Churana Chhod Diya? Himmt hai to reply karo.

-=Arz Hai=-

Chm Chm Karti Chandni
Tim Tim Krte Tare

Chm Chm Karti Chandni
Tim Tim Krte Tare

Koi B SMS Nahi Krta
'Besharam' Ho Gaye Sare

Darna hai to Aahat dekho.

Rona hai to Balika Vadhu dekho.

Nachna hai to Dance India Dance dekho.

Aur hasna hai to

Shisha dekho, Kasam se haste-2 pagal ho jaoge

Apki Kahani Meri Jubani :-


Apke pas dimag hai,


Chalta nahi alag baat hai,



Aap smart ho,

Koi manta nahi alag baat hai.

Aap shareef ho,

Lagte nahi alag baat hai.

Kaafi izzat hai aapki,

Koi karta nahi alag baat hai.

Aapki beizzati ho rahi hai,
Phir bhi msg padh rahe ho,
Kya baat hai.

7 Sachchai Duniya Ki...

1) Aapki Aankhe Aapke Jism Ka Wo Hissa Hai Jinhe Aap Sabun Se Nhi Dho Sakte.!

2)Aap Apne Baal Nhi Gin Sakte.!

3)Aapki Zeebh Aapke Sare Danto Ko Nhi Chhu Sakti.!

4) Sirf Bewkuf Log Point No.3 Try Karenge.!

5) Aap Muskura Rahe Ho Qki Aapki Zeebh Aapke Sare Danto Ko Chhu Sakti Hai.!

6) Aap Has Rahe Ho Qki Aap Bewkuf Ban Chuke Ho.!

Humko yun Pagal banana chod do.

Bewajh har bat pe satana chod do.

Tumhari khusbu alag hi hoti hai yaar.

ab to VIM BAR sabun se Nahana chod do.

agar pagal ho to sms padhte hi miss call karo,maha pagal ho to msg karo,
agar dono ho to reply mat karna.

thandi-2 hawa chali,
wah-2

thandi-2 hawa chali,

mausam hua suhana,

BANDAR bhi sms padh rah hai,

EDUCATED hua zmana

Hamare sms se log samjhte hai ki,

hume aadat hai paise udaane ki,

lekin wo nadaan kya samjhe ki,

Yeh b 1 ada hai KANJOOSO ko sharam dilaane ki...

Na Dil ko behlane ke liye,
Na ghar me sajane ke liye.
Bas aapki ek tasweer chahiye,
Apne khet se "Kauve" bhagane ke
liye.!
Hurrrrrrrrr..!