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Aditya0460' Sms Collection - Page 1
Coolest mom of the millenium
Girl: Mom, I want some fresh air.. Can I go for a walk..?
Mom: Yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home by 9 pm...
1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha
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Santa use dekh raha tha
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Kuch der bad bola- Bhai sahb agr app start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagadu....
Teacher (Giving instruction)- Start Computer.
Santa- I did.
Teacher- Now open My Computer.
Santa- Miss, where is your computer?...
Teacher- Give an example of amphibian?
Pappu- A frog.
Teacher- Good. Give another example?
Pappu- Another frog!
Premi- Ae bewafa tune dil jala diya mera
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Dil jalakar rakh kar diya mera
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Premika- Teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi
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Bhej dena "RAKH" bartan manjane ke kaam aayegi..
Pati-Patni film Sholay dekhkar ghar aaye to pati ne romantic mood me patni se kaha,"Nach Basanti Nach"
Tabhi unka Beta bola- Is kutte k samne mat nachna mummy.
Santa in Chinese Restaurant Waiter- Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue & Frog's Legs
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Santa- Don't tell me ur problems, Give me the Menu....
A line written on a Husband's T shirt:
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN
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OF THEM........
Pappu ko girl ne joota mara..!
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Pappu:Tum ne yeh joota gussey say mara ya mazaq say
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Girl: Gussey se
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Pappu: Aacha...... warna main aisa mazaaq bardast nahi karta!
*Sholay 2012*
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Gabbar- Are O Sambha kitne aadmi the?
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Sambha- Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya dekh raha tha...