Aditya0460' Sms Collection - Page 15

Teacher- Bittu....Which one is bigger....Lion Or Elephant..?
Bittu after lot of thinking replies.
Bittu- Tell me the date of birth madam. Then only I can tell..

Laila Se Pyaar Karke Majnu Ki Kismat Jaag Gayi, Laila Se Pyaar Karke Majnu Ki Kismat Jaag Gayi, Majnu Ne Itne Lv Lettr Post Kiye, Ki Laila POSTMAN k Sath Bhag Gai..!!

Welcme 2 DOSTI care centre
Yad krne k liye 1 dbaye
Milne k liye 2 dbaye
Bat krne k liye 3 dbaye
or hme bhul jane k liye APNA GALA DBaYE..

Class Me Mast Ladki Ghusi
Saare Ladke Uske Raaste Me Khade Ho Gaye Par Uska Jawab Sunkar Sab Mar hi Gaye
"Bhaisab Rasta Diyo Jhadu Lagani Hai"

Raat bhr muje is baat ne sone na dia
k.../(',') Zndgi
<)(>4 din
ki hai..
Aur maine Sms pack 30 din ka dalwa liya!

Gabbar: Thakur ye hath mujhe de de.
Thakur: Nahi Gabbar
Gabbar: Thakur ye hath mujhe de de
Thakur: Le lai mere hath, Jai k b, Veeru k bhi, Basanti k bhi le lai, Octopus bn ja kamine
Gabbar: Tu to emotional ho gya. Sorry yaar.

Larkiyo'n Ki Specialty.
UK: Dressing
Spain Beautiful
America: Stylish
Italy: Friendly
Brazil: Hot
Indian : Kuch Ho Na Ho Par ATTITUDE Ki Koi Kami Nahi Mile Gi.

Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

Extra Kameena ßacha!
Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?
Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?
Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai

1 baar GOD ne meri memory ko delete kar diya Aur poocha- Koi dost yaad hai?
Maine Aapka naam liya.
GOD bole saala pura format maara, To bhi VIRUS nahi gaya.