Aditya0460' Sms Collection - Page 16

Gf- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.

Apki Bato Pe DiL Haru
WAH! WAH!
Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru
WAH! WAH!
Jis Din NHi Aata Apka SMS DiL Krta H Apko patak-patak k Maru!
Ab BoLo Wah! Wah!

G.F:- Agar mujse shaadi Karni hai toh Roz Mom ko 10kg Aaata aur Dad ki Car Mein 20 liter petrol dalwana hoga.
B.F:- Acha Didi chalta hu ... 'MoM - Dad' ko Namaste kehna.

BF-Tum Mujhe kitna pyar karti ho
GF- Arz Maarti hu ...
Chaha Hai jise chahat se zyada
Samja Hai jise khud se zyada
Bharosa Hai jispe sabse zyada
Tu hi Hai woh "HARAMZADA"! :p :p

Boy to Girl: Send me Funny MessaGes.
Girl: Sorry i am Busy, Study Kar Rahi hun,...
Boy: hahahahahahahaha
Bas aise hi 3-4 aur karde.....

A ji,
O ji,
Lo ji,
Padho ji,

Mai hu mobile moji,
Karta hu sMs to tum b karoji,


1 2 ka 4
4 2 ka 1,

Amul is makkhan &My friend is "Dhakkan"

Boy: Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahin Par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha ke Ghumaunga!
Mere Paas Us Jaisa Bada Bangla To Nahin Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga
Mere Paas Us ke Jitne Paise To Nahin Par Main Mehnat Kar ke Khilaunga AurTumhe Kya Chahiye..?
Girl: Dimag ki maa bhen mat kar .!
Dost Ka Number de

Master Ji Bacche ka lunch kha ke bole: Beta, ghar jake mera naam to nahi bataoge?
Baccha (Masumiyat se): Sir, main Mummy se bol dunga Ki Roti Kutta kha gaya.

Ek aadmi sasural gaya,
Uski saas ne use 7 din tak Subah-sham palak ka saag khilaya.
8ve din pucha.. Beta, kya khaoge?
Aadmi bola, khet dikha do, Khud hi char aaunga.

Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus.
Conductor: Lady who is More aged should sit here.
Both looked at each other and The seat remained empty!