Aditya0460' Sms Collection - Page 8

Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, Every donkey is busy.
Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, See here, this donkey will be Free after reading this.

3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V.
2nd plays soccer n
3rd is...
Not u yaar!
3rd is eating banana. Y u r always think u r a monkey.

Best Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall...
"Treat Me Well And Keep Me Clean, I'll Not Tell Anyone What I Have Seen.."

Paani dekhakar pyaas lagti hogi,
Koi shaadi dekhakar aas jagti hogi,
Hum pahle se hi janate the,
Ki har jhakkas ladki ki maa Tumko apni saas lagti hogi.

Ek aadmi su-su karne gayaYo waha likha tha, Plz apne left or rite dekhe
Usne jab apne LEFT/RIGHT dekha To likha tha Saale yaha mutne Aaya hA ki yaha-waha dekhne.

Bhai ek ladki aaj mere piche hi pad gai
Jaha mai jau wo mere piche,
Bus Ek jagah muje rok k Usne bade pyar se kaha,
BHAIYA-AAPNE, GALTI SE MERI CHAPPAL PAHEN LI HAI!"

I was in a taxi whn d taxi driver said: I luv this job
I am my own boss n nobody Tells me what to do. Then I replied "Aage se left le."

1 Bacha Apne Baap K Samne Cigrat P Raha Tha
1 Aadmi Bola Oye Baap K Samne Cigrat P Raha Ha.?
Bacha:To Baap Konsa Petrol Pump H jo ud jaega.!?!

America me light jaye to Power office me phon krte h
Japan me jaye to fuse check krte h
Bt India me jaye to Pdosi k ghar dekte h: Sbki gayi na...

Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi- Kyu Mar Rahi Ho
Patni- Inko Call Kiya To 1 Ladki Boli Aap Jise Samprk Krna Chahte Ho, Wo Abhi Vyast Hai.