Jainul-abdeen' Sms Collection - Page 7

Arz kiya h- mjhko samajh na aya aj tk teachers ka ye funda.wah! Wah! Mujhe bna deti thi murga or khud copy pe deti thi anda.

Naa dekh AASMAAN ko Itni Hasrat se...
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Ae INSAAN . . .
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. . . Kisi PARINDEY ne muh pe POTTY kar di to
Saari HASRAT nikal jaayegi.

Teacher: Lofer aur Offer me kya antar hai

Student: Simple mam

ladka 'i love you' bole to "Lofer"
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ladki bole to "Offer"

Aap Se To?
Customer Care Best

Bcoz

Daily
4 Msg,2 Call

Whi Kardete He

Aur Ap

1 Call Nai?
1 Msg Nai?
1 Miss Call Tak Nahi?

Haso Mat
SMS karo.

Muskan ka koi mol ni hota.

kuch rishto ka koi tol ni hota.

log to mil jate h hr raste pr lekin.

hr koi apki trh
BAKLOLOh sorry zuban fisal gyi.ANMOL ni hota.

Darna hai to Aahat dekho.

Rona hai to Balika Vadhu dekho.

Nachna hai to Dance India Dance dekho.

Aur hasna hai to

Shisha dekho, Kasam se haste-2 pagal ho jaoge

Doctr pagl se-ye kya he
pagal-ye maine 500p anno ki kitab likhi h
doctr-tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?
pgl:1st page pe likha h 1 raja ghode par baith k jungal ki trf chla,or akhri page pe likha k wo raja jungal pahuch gya.
dctr-to Kaminey!
bich k 498 pano pe kya likha?
Pagal-tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik..

Girl:mera top utaro
Boy:ye le
Girl:meri skirt utaro
Boy:ye le
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Girl:aage se mere kapde mat pahanna "IDIOT"

Ja Rahe h hum marne aj man udas h,

Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas h,

Muje bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas h,

Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas h.

Hum na mile aapse to fariyad milegi.

hum jo mile aapse to yaad milegi.

maut khamosh kr degi juban ko mgr,

aapko hr jagh hamari aawaz milegi.