Jainul-abdeen' Sms Collection - Page 9

Kaun kisko ko dil me jagah deta hai.
ped bhi sukhe patte gira deta hai.
hum wakiff hai is duniya ke rism riwajon se
dil bhar aaye to har koi bhula deta hai"

Duaa h Aapko kbhi koi gam na ho,
apko chahne wale kabi kam na ho.
mil jaye apko hamse bhi jyada pr karne wala koi.
par mile tab jab is duniya me ham na ho.

Jo pyar hamesa sath rahe wo sacha hai ji.
Jo musibat mai kam aye wo achha hai ji.
kabi kabi humse bhi ho jati hai galatiya
kya kare
DIL TO BACHHA HAI JI..

Dost:Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?
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Santa:Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas
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Dost:Kya Boli?
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Santa:Boli Palang k Neeche se Nikal Aao, Ab Nahi Maarungi.

Chity-tumhari umar kitni hay? Hathi-10 year old. Chity-10 saal. Hathi-ya i am coumplan boy. Hathi-aur tumhari kitni hay? Chity-only 32 year old. Hathi-kya
Chity-ya jhandou kaisari jeevan badthi umar mano tham shi jayea.

Similarity between GANDHI
SALMAN &
MALLIKA?
Teeno ne kapdo ka tyaag kiya tha,
Ek ne DESH ke liye,
Dusre ne AISH ke liye,
Tisri ne CASH ke liye,

Waqt Se Lad Kar Jo Apna Nasib Badal De

Insan Wahi Jo Apni Taqdir Badal De

Kal Kya Hoga Kbhi Na Socho

Kya Pata Kal Waqt Khud Apni Tasvir Badal de.

Ek Zaberdust Dil Hila Deney Wala Sms.
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'Kal Karunga..)

Boy-Tm Muje Kitna Pyar Krti Ho

Grl-Chaha H Jise Chaht Se Zyda
Samja H JIse Khud Se Zyda

Bharosa H Jispe Sbse Zyda Tu Hi H Wo 'HARAMZADA'

Hamare sms se log samjhte hai ki,

hume aadat hai paise udaane ki,

lekin wo nadaan kya samjhe ki,

Yeh b 1 ada hai KANJOOSO ko sharam dilaane ki...