Aksh8797909040' Sms Collection - Page 1

Ek Sham Ne Deelayi He
Yaad Kisi Khaas Ki,
Jisko Paane Ki Mujhe Aas Thi,
Woh Toh Na Mili Per
Unka Ehsaas Saath He,
Yaadon Mein Hi Sahi
Per Woh Aaj Bhi Mere Paas Hai.

Santa's son: Papa agar aapko,
Rs10 aur Rs5 raaste mein pade
miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge ??
Santa : 10 Rs ka..
Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain..
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2no bhi to utha saktey ho..

Air India ki flight ka Pilot,
Announcement ke baad
MIKE OFF karna bhul gaya.
Pilot apne Co-Pilot se bola:
"Main pehle coffee piyunga,
Phir uss Airhostess ko kiss karunga..."
Yeh sun ke Airhostess MIKE OFF karne bhaagi,
Aur ek buddhe passenger ke
Paon se takra kar gir padi.
Buddha passenger yeh nazara dekh bola:
"Beti, araam se ja... Suna nahi,
Pehle sahab coffee piyenge!

Mountain DEW Lesson .. ..
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Pyaar ki apni ek RIT hai..!!
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Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to PREET hai..!!
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Isliye try maro har ladki ko kyuki,
"DAR KE AAGE JEET HAI"

Banta was travelling in an
Auto rickshaw with his wife.
The driver adjusted the mirror.
Banta shouted,
You are trying to see my wife,
Sit back. I will drive.

Ek Bewda Daru shop ke malik ko Raat ke
12 baje Phone Karke Puchhraha tha.
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Bewda ='Teri Dukaan kab Khulegi?'
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Dukaandaar = Subhah 9 baje.
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Bewda ='Teri Dukaan kab Khulegi?.
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Dukaandaar = 9 baje.
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Fir se phone karke Bewda
E bhai Teri Dukaan kab Khulegi.'
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Dukaandaar = abe bewde Kitni baar
Batau 9 baje khulegi,Subah 9 baje Aana
Jaa ab Phone Mat Karna...
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Bewda ='Are,Mein Dukaan Ke,
Andar Se hi Bol Raha Hu....'

RONE"SE KISIKO PAYA NHI JATA:
khone"se kisiko bhulaya nhijata.!
WAQT"SABKO MILTA HE ZINDGI BADLANE KA:
pr"zindgi se waqt ko badla nhi jata..

Agar Hum Kahe Aur Wo Muskura De,
Unki Hasi K Liye Hum Zindgi Luta De,
Har Ek Mod Ko Khusiyo Se Saja De,
Chalo Zindgi Ko Mohabbt Bana De.!

Kuch log Dil pe aisa asar kr jate hain,
Tute shishe me b poore nazar ate hain,
Milte hain kuch pal k liye or jindgi bhar k liye
Dil me utar jate hain.

Dost Ho Ya Parinda
Usko Azaad Chhod Do
Agar Laut Kar Aaya
To
Wo Tumhara Hy
Agar Nahi Aaya
To
Kabhi Tumhara Tha Hi Nahi