Sufyanansari-1d' Sms Collection - Page 2

Meaningful line written on
Women Shoe Shop:
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" 20% Off ,
If purchased within
10 minutes "

LOVE v/s DAARU
LOVE-Pagal
DAARU-Mood Fresh
LUV-Nind Nhi
DARU-Mast Nind
LUV-Date K 2000/-
DARU-1 Botel Ke 400/-
LUV-Sbki Suno
DARU-Pi Ke Sunao.

Cameraman studio me chote bache se:
Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutrniklega.
Bacha: Focus adjust kar, gawaaron wali batein na kar,FB pe lagani hai.

Girl friend hona bi kitna tuff. task hai...
pehle apne boy friend ko apni sehalioo ki nazroo se bachchaoo...... .........!!!!!! ! dn apni shahelioo ke boy friends ko apni nazarooose bachchaoo.....

WHAT I LEARNED DURING CLASSES IN SCHOOL :
How to yawn without opening mouth. .
How to sleep with eyes open. .
How to text without looking at the cell phone. .
How to eat lunch without moving mouth. .
How to pretend that we are understandingeach and every word of teachers. . !!

7 signs of in fb addiction
1) you'll use fb more than 3hrs.
2) after standing up from the pc u'll pick up your phone and again started fb on mob. :p
3) in night u are trying to sleep but u are thinking about fb.
4) u buy net pack on ur mobile for using fb.. the most
5) u r now also thinking about fb.. because this post is posted on fb.
6) liking the statuses of pages
7) clicking home button in every 3 minx..

Behan Ki Rukhsati Mein Uska Chhota Bhai Bola;
" Papa, Baji Roo Rahi Hain, Dulha To Nahi Roo Raha. . " . !! ?
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Papa; Beta, Baji to GATE tak Rooyengi . .
"Lekin Dulha QABAR tak Rooye Ga. . . . .!";-D

i ll luv 2 tak yu out 4 dinner, mak yew sit beside d candle, shower yu wid roses & utter dose 3 magical words in yur ears
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"PAY THE BILL" =D

Santa takes blade n writes his grlfrnd's name on his arms & 5mint baad jor jor se rota hai
Banta: kyu ro rha hai
santa:abey, spelling galat ho gyi

Boy: I Love you.
Girl: What if i say I Love you too?
Boy: Main khushi se jaan de dunga. Girl: jaa nahi kehti. Jee le apni zindgi.