Sufyanansari-1d' Sms Collection - Page 4

A school boy was masturbating in
school bathroom,
suddenly teacher came n open the
door,
boy says- maam, 100 saal jiyogi
app...

"Abbe Grammar badi easy hai.
Active Voice: Jai Mata Di.
Passive Voice: Teri Maa Ki!"

Co-education k side-effects tumse bichra tou ye ehsaas huwa,ye ishq na hum ko raas huwa,mere dil ka satiyanaashuwa, hamara daakh-la tou aik sath huwa,per gazab k tere sath huwa,tu hush ki devi fail hui, mai dard ka mara pass huwa..

Kal tak thee jo meri present, Aaj ho gayee hai past.. Kal tak thee jo meri present, Aaj ho gayee hai past.. Offer valid till stocks last.

Tohfa-e-dil de du ya de du chand taare
Janam din pe tujhe kya du yeh puche mujh se saare
Zindagi tere naam kar du bhi toh kam hai
Daaman mein bhar du har pal khushiyo ko mein tumhare........ ...........