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Salman khan - kitne % log samajte hai ki meri aur Katrina ki Shaadi hogi?
Pappu - sirf 10%
Salman - why?
Pappu - Kyuki 90% log khud Katrina se Shaadi karna chahte hai .
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Har Koi Puchta Hai Karte Kya Ho Tum..?

=* aeDOSTO *=

Aapko Lagta Hai...
Jaise Mohabbat Koi Kaam Hi Nahi Hain...

LadkiYon ki 5 batein Kabhi Samjh Mein nahin ati...
1. Tum bade Wo Ho.....(pata nahi wo se Kya Matlab???)
2.Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahein Thi.....(Toh Kya Umeed Thi???)
3.Tum Pehele Jaise nahi rhe.....(Toh phir Mein pehele Kaisa Tha???)
4.Sach batana ab mein kaise dikh rhi hun....(abe sach bol k pitna thodi na jai....)
5.I am very Selfish na.....(Ab sach bol do toh gai bhains pani me)........!

Santa ne mithai ki shop kholi,
aur bahar 1 ishtihaar lagaya,
1 noukar ki zarurat hai
jisko
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Diabetes ho.

Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka
insurance kara dete,
To har exam ke pehle
premium bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna
... insurance claim to kar hi
dete.
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After Last Argument...
Boy Told Her Girlfriend..
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"Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvement I've Made In You..!!"

Boy n girl on fb

girl:- “u never smile na??”

boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
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girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”

boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”

girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”

boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….”

Which sng will be played if roadies team will play holi in awad:-
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Holi khele "raghu" vira awad me..

Amazing Fact of Life:-

When you really love someone

Age, distance, height, and weight are just numbers..

Mujhse AKSAR Wo EK Hi SAWAAL
PuchhTi H
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Tum MUJHE Itna PYAR Qn KarTe
Ho?
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Koi Ja Kar BaTa De UNKO Ki
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ZINDAGI BhaLa KisKo PYARI Nhi
HoTi