P-amit916' Sms Collection - Page 5

English Tcher:Btao ya kon sa tense he?

"Me Nach rha hu,
Tum Nach rhe ho,
Wo Nach rhi he..hm sb Nach rhe he,"

STUDENT:Sir ye
"MUJRA Continous Tense"he. . .

Arz Hai
The Janaza Of Aashiq Is Nikla From The Gali of Mehbuba With Very Zor-Shor
The Mehbuba Jhaki From The Door & Boli Margaya Haramkhor. . .

Sunny Leone coming in KBC 5.
Amithab Asks her
"Which one is ur favourite round?"
She said-
"Fastest Finger First...."
ha ha ha ha

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife??
A girlfriend answers all ur questions,
And
A wife questions all ur answers!

Santa -Tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha,
To Tumne Use Mana Kyu nai kiya.?

Ladki - Mai use mana kaise karti. ! Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai ati. . .

Jab rote He to koi haal tAk nhipuchhta he
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Thoda sa hans kya lo to ghar wale kehte H.
Kiska msg aaya H.?
(",)/
<(( uff itna
_/ \ shak. . .

Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do
Bijli wala:Q sir?
Santa:Wo yar mere dimag me 1nayimast
wali gaali aai h, wo tumko deni he.

Awesom lyns by Charlie Chaplin
"U need Power,
only wen u wan 2 do sumthin Harmful" Otherwise.
"Luv s Enough 2 get everythin done"!

latest pj=
"jo kehti thi tujhe dil mein lock kar'diya,
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aaj ussi ne facebook pe block kar diya..!
"ha.ha.ha.

Cinema Ka Manager Apna Hath Jyotishi Ko Dikha Raha Tha

Jyotishi:Jajman,
Apni Pasand Ka Koi Phul Bataye.

Mngr Ne Turant Kaha Maharaj, Houseful. . !