P-amit916' Sms Collection - Page 6

Gf.- Mere B'Day par Bahut Costly Gift Dena!
Santa- Ok!

On The B'Day_

Santa- Your Gift.
Gf.- How Sweet! Is me Kya He?
Santa- Petrol Me Tale Paneer Ke Pakode.

Teachar- Batao banjar Kise Kehte Hai?
Jn.Santa- Sir jis Par Hariyali na Ho.
Teacher- Bahut Khub, Kisi Banjar Jagaha Ka Example Do,
Jn.Santa- Ji Aapka Saar. . .

Girl-Dr.Plz Mere Bf Ko Andar Bula Lijye,

Dr-Daro Mat, Mai Acha Admi Hu,

Girl-Nahi, Dr.Apki Nurse BaharAkeli H Or Mera BF Bahut Kamina He.

*Arz Karta Hun*
Baadal Garza Shor Ke Sath,
Barish Hui Zor Ke Sath,
Zara Dhyan Rakhna Apni GirlFrnd Ka,
Bhag Na Jaye Kisi Or Ke Sath..

Har Baris Me Yahi Dua He Hamari,
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Ki
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Barish k Jitne Qatre Zamin Par Gire,
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Utni Baar Aap Slip ho K Gire. .

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KHUSHIYO Ke Samundar Me. . .

Cute secretory came out angrily out of Boss
cabin.

Friend asked:
what happend?

She:He asked R U free tonight?
I smiled n said... yes
Bastard gave me 50 pages to type.

My Name Is Nyt..
I Came 2 Kidnap Ur Stress
&
Kill Ur Strain.
My Weapon Is Sleep
My Path Is Dream
So Kindly Close Ur Eyes.
Gud Nyt.

Santa went to Hospital for ECG.

Nurse boli-
Kapde utaro. . .

Santa: Pehle ECG kar le? ?
Baki toh wo sab baad me bhi kar sakte hai.

Manager asked santa at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

SanTa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

1 Aadmi Teliscope Se Aasman Me Dekh Raha Tha.
1 Sardar Use Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha Tabhi 1 Tara Tuta.
Sardar:Wah Boss Kya NishanaLagaaya.!