P-amit916' Sms Collection - Page 7

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SomeTimes.. I FeeL To Write"LOL" At The End Of Every Answer In The Exams..

Teacher- Give a best examplefor 'Great Time Saver'?

Student- Love at First sight, sir..

BoyFriend GirlFriend Se- Videsho Me TaLak Lena Kitna Aasan Hai Na. .

GirlFriend- Haa, Tabhi To Waha Shaadi Ke Waqt Ladkiya Nahi Roti Hai.

SaNTa Ne
eK AaDMi Ko
TaMaCha MaR DiYa.!
-
AaDMi-MaiNe
Kya GaLTi Ki ? -
SaNTa-TuM SaaLe
GaLTi KaRo
UsKe LiYe
HuM iNTeZaaR ThoDi KaReNGe.

When RAJNIKANT switch on hisAC without closing the door.











Winter starts in INDIA?

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Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath
Baitha Dekh Kuli Ne Puchha-
Madam..Coolie Chahiye?
Mahila-
Nahi Mere PATI Hain Mere Sath.!!

Google Earth Gives Us The Opportunity To Go And See Every
Part Of The World.
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And What Do We Do?
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We End Up Looking At Our Own House

If boys talk in D class
then sir-
"U boys r making noise
Getout frm d class
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& if girls talk
then sir-
"kya baate chal rhi h hume b batao."

Mom 2 Son - Can U Do Anything Fast That I Cant ?
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Son - Ya, Mom I Can Read My HandWriting Faster Than U.

Gabbar:Thakur ye mobile humko de de
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Thakurekh yr hath-pair ka mazak thik h,
mobile se majak masti nhi,
facebok chalu h or Bsnti online he. . !