P-amit916' Sms Collection - Page 8

Classic Insult
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AIEEE result declared:
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A boy messages his rank to his gf.
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She replied: naya number liya
hai kya. . .

Smile stops wen we close the lips.
Drmz ends wen we open the eyes
Luv ends wen we stop believing.
But frndshp ends wen we stop Disturbing. . .

Hi,
Now I am Coming to Meet You,
In the Way of Sun Light,
In the Way of Sweet Breeze,
In the Way of Good Wishes ,

just To say "have a Nice Day ahead."

Ek-kiss k baad hota kya h?
Socho,
Sharmao mat
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Ek-kiss (21) k baad Ba-iss (22) hota h:-

Do u knw?
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Badal itne kaley kyo hote he.?
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Kyoki vo dhup me bahut gumtehe.:p

A Very Simple trick
To end chat wid a girl -
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Just ask
her Mobile no.
She wil disappaear in a while..

Jo mill gya use muqadar samjo,
Khud ko waqt ka sikandr samjo,
kyu drte ho result se
Result aane tak khudko university ka toper samjo.

Girl:-Jb tumhe meri yaad ati h to tum kya karte ho
Boy:Main tmhari favorite icecream kha leta hu aur tum?
GIRL:Main GOLD FLAKE p leti hu.

Happiest moment for todays
generation is..
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Battery full..
Charging complete:p

Kafi
Waqt Laga Hame
Aap Tk Ane Me
Kafi
Fariyad Ki Khuda Se
Aap Ko Pane Me
Yu
Hmse Door Mat Jana
Hamne To
Umar Lga DiAp Jaisa DOST Pane Me.