Amar-ky' Sms Collection - Page 1

Boy sends friend request to Girl
on Facebook :-
Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat tumhari .......
Girl :- Chahte kya ho ?
Boy : Mohhabat tumhari .........
Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata
Manhoos Naari .,

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GOOD NIGHT SWEET DREAMS.

For Sharabi..
Pani ko daru bana dete,
Daru ke tanker lagva dete,
Kambakht hamne pini chod di hai..
Warna
.
.
.
Tajmahal ko "Beerbar" or
Mumtaj ko "Bargirl" bana dete..!!

Aap mujhe itna
pasand ho jaise
-

Ullu ko Raat

Dentist ko daant

Gadahe ko Laat


Garib ko Gaddi


Kutte ko Haddi

aur Nange ko chaddi.

Haso mat.

Pasand ho bas

Wo Hume Bhool Gaye
Isme Unki Khata Nahi..
Par
Hum Unhe Kitna Chahte Hai
Ye Shayed Unhe Pata Hi Nahi.

law of love derived
Law of Love? derived from newton?s laws
*Evry bad boy cntinues to do cherr charr unless a chapal or sandel with a forceis impresed upon him by a lovely girl.This force is calledbezti.
Bezti is that carachtristic due to wich any bagairat is compelled to chnge his stateof bagairti into gairat mandiu2

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Funny words

1=Large State
"Maha-Rastra"

2=Place of Kings
"Raja-Sthan"
.
3=Mr. City
"Shri-Nagar"
.
4=Rhythm of Eyes
"Nayni-Tal"
.
5=Face
"Surat"
.
6=Unmarried Girl.
"Kanya-Kumari"
.
7=No Zip.
"Chen-Nai"
.
8=Come in Evening.
"Aa-Sam"
.
9=Go and Come.
"Go-Aa"
.
10=Answer State.
"Uttar-Pradesh"
.
11=Make Juice.
"Bana-Ras"
.
12=Do Drama.
"Kar-Natak"
.
13=Green Gate.
"Hari-Dwar"
.
Amazing INDIA.

Snta:- Ye Thums Up Walo Ne Paresaan Kr Rkhhaa H..,,

Bnta:- Q..???

Snta:- Yar BV Roz Raat Ko Thodi Si Pila K Zid Krti
H CHALO AAJ KUCH TUFAANI KRTE H...

What Is a Kiss??
In Maths-
Kiss is the shortest distance between two Lips..
... In Physics-
It is a process to charging a human body..
In Computer-
Kiss is a local area network in
Which two bodies are
Connected widout data cabel..
In Economics-
Kiss is a process in which
Demand is higher than supply..