Rishi-singh-raj' Sms Collection - Page 2

Banta:-santa tere ghar se mujhe hamesha hansne ki aawaz aati rahti hai.
Santa:-are yaar, meri biwi jab mujhe joote se marti hai, agar mujhe lag jaata hai to who hansti hai aur agar nahin lagta to main hansta hoon.

Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya aur wo neeche girne laga.
jaise hi teesri manzil per uske kichen ki khidki ke samne se guzra, apni biwi se bola,
;mere liye aaj ka khana mat banana.

Santa ne ek maachis ki tili jalai woh nahin jali,
doosri jalai who bhi nahin jali,teesri jalai to wo jal gayi,
santa ne use jaldi se bujha diya aur aur bola,
;mere kaam ki hai,ise rakh leta hoon.;

Boyfrnd:-me tuje kab call karu??

Grl:-jb tm chaho tab..

Boy:-kal mene call kiya tha..
...
Grl:-ha,utni jldi nai uthti.

Boy:- ha, to me kal 11 baje call karunga..

Grl:- nhi,tb to papa ghar pe hoge..

Boy:-to 3 baje call kruga..

Grl:-nhi,tb to lunch ka time hoga,.

Boy:-to 5 baje..

Grl:-nahi,tb to serial he..

Boyfrnd:-to rat ko call karuga..

Grl:-nhi,rat ko sb vapas ghar hote he..

Boy:-to me aakhir call kb kru??

Grl:-jab tum chaho tab

A girl fell down from the 20th floor
A boy caught her on 15th floor n asked her will u hug me ?
She replied , ofcourse not
The boy dropped her
She was caught on the 10th floor by a boy
... He asked her will u kiss me?
she replied no
He dropped her tooo
She prayed for a last chance
boy held her on the 5th floor
She immediately said
Ok I will hug u and kiss u
The boy dropped her sayin
Awaraa ladki tu marr ja to hi acha hai

MORAL: SAB LADKE EK JAiSE NAHI HOTE.

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

... 2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

Ek bhikari bhagwan ko;

He bhagwan,

Muje khane ke liye aisa kuch do
...
Jo khane par bhi khatam na ho

bhagwan

ye lo beta

.

.

"Chewing Gum" :

Sone se pehle...
Potaa: dadi, is ghar mein hum 5 log rehte hai na...papa, mama, mein, didi aur aap..

Dadi: teri shaadi hogi to 6 ho jaayenge

... Potaa: didi ki shaadi hogi to phir 5 ho jaayenge

Dadi: tera baccha hoga phir 6 ho jaayenge

Potaa: aap marjaoge to phir 5 ho jayenge

Dadi: so jaa, haraamzaade

1 Jhut Zindgi K 5 min Kam Kar Deta He & 1 Muskrahat Zindgi K 10 min Badha Deti Hai...
INDIA'S CALCULATION: Haste-Haste Jhut Bolo To bhi 5 Min Ka Fayda!

A superb thought :

"You can't do anything about the length of your life..
But you can definitely do something about its depth"