Veeresh143' Sms Collection - Page 3

9 years ago

A day will comeā€¦
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.

I Like SMS - Like: 656 - SMS Length: 192
9 years ago

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

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9 years ago

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 573 - SMS Length: 130
9 years ago

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

I Like SMS - Like: 561 - SMS Length: 145
veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
9 years ago

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
GADHA mar jayega

I Like SMS - Like: 476 - SMS Length: 155
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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
9 years ago

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u "cute"
lagana thappar os pagal ke monhpe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

I Like SMS - Like: 396 - SMS Length: 209
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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
9 years ago

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

I Like SMS - Like: 320 - SMS Length: 190
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9 years ago

Is d best Answer
for all questions
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
BOTH Never Help In

I Like SMS - Like: 402 - SMS Length: 164
9 years ago

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The StudentsBy Teaching While They Are Talking

I Like SMS - Like: 384 - SMS Length: 318
veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
9 years ago

As per research
A man speaks 25,000 words daily
A woman speaks 30,000
Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
wife starts her 30,000..

I Like SMS - Like: 297 - SMS Length: 189
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