Veeresh143' Sms Collection - Page 9

veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
9 years ago

Boy: My Father's name is Laughing&my Mother's name is Smiling.

Girl: You must be Kidding*

Boy: No, that is my Brother's name..

Girl: Then, what is your name???

Boy: I'm Jokeing..!!

Girl: Then, I'm LOL..!!

I Like SMS - Like: 191 - SMS Length: 219
Tags: Funny Jokes -
9 years ago

LOVE me or HATE me, both are in my favor.

If you love me, I'll always be in your heart,

If you hate me, I'll always be on your mind.

I Like SMS - Like: 509 - SMS Length: 138
9 years ago

A Rich Woman on a Traffic signal to a Beggar: Arey, I have seen U somewhere.







Beggar: We r Friends on FACEBOOK..!

I Like SMS - Like: 305 - SMS Length: 145
Tags: facebook sms -
9 years ago

"I alwaz missed people close 2 me, wen alone, Bt wat i failed 2 realise dat people r born 2 lead their own lyf& not 2 be with me forever".

I Like SMS - Like: 451 - SMS Length: 138
9 years ago

U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest

I Like SMS - Like: 233 - SMS Length: 160
9 years ago

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers I ask God for water n he gaveme an ocean I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!

I Like SMS - Like: 226 - SMS Length: 137
Tags: Love Shayri -
veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
9 years ago

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

I Like SMS - Like: 216 - SMS Length: 141
veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
9 years ago

Aftr drinking:
Men talk unnecessarily,bcum emotional,drive badly,continue thinking,fight 4 nothng
women can do all these widout drinking

I Like SMS - Like: 195 - SMS Length: 143
Tags: Funny Jokes -
9 years ago

Sari Raat Na Soye Hm
Raato Ko Uth Ke Kitna Roye Hm
Bas Ek Bar Mera Kasur Hi Bata De
Itna Pyar Karne K Bawjud B Kyo Na Kisi K Hue Hm

I Like SMS - Like: 747 - SMS Length: 143
9 years ago

N-Navy blue
L-lotus pink
happy 'HOLI'
ur's riYaz

I Like SMS - Like: 693 - SMS Length: 131
Tags: Holi sms -
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