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Mr-sarthakrock' Sms Collection - Page 1
Ram's APPLICATION to Ravan To
The Ravan,
Lanka puri,
Sri lanka.
R/sir
I beg to say that You have kidnapped my wife, Mrs. Sita. She is very beautiful. I have only single
wife & I dont know, how to cook food. Please
send her by your plane bcz there is no petrol in my
'BULLET'
govt-jiske 5 bache h use ghar degi.
Santa ke 3 the,usne wife se kaha-padosan ke
2 bhi mere h unko laata hu(lane ke baad)
apne 3 kaha gaye ??
Wife jinke the wo le gaye :p
Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa.. Daku : Jaldi Bata Sona kahan hai , ..!
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Banta : oye Pura Ghar Khali Hai pada hai, Jithe Marzi
So Jao !
Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne
Naam Hote Hai?
Ans: 4
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi 4 Meri bhabhi
Lati hai kabhi hontho pe hasi kbhi aankho mai
nami,
ye tere pyar ki khooshboo hai jo dil se gujar jati
hai..
Aankho me basa sapna to bus sapna raha
Koi na ab is duniya me apna raha
Sabki khusiyo k liye dua karta raha
Or
Mere naseeb me sirf tadpna raha
Ek raat ekk Shakhs ne Chand (Moon) sey
poocha, k mera mahboob kya kar-
raha hai,
Toh chand bola: "Beta daikh,.-Pehli baat toh yeh
kay main tere
baap ka naukar nahi hoon -Doosri baat ye kay itni upar se kuch
nazar nahi aata -Teesri baatye k yeh Chichora pan
tum log zameen tak hi Rakho"
Santa doctor se-Doctor sahab meri problem h ki
1.)khana khane k baad bhukh nhi lagti
2.)kaam karke thak jata hu
3.)Sokar uthu to nind nhi aati
4.)Pani pi lu to pyas nhi lagti
Aap btaiye main kya karu.
Dr. Santa se-Raat ko suraj ki roshni me aankh kholkar so jana thik ho jaoge.
RULE OF GULLY CRICKET-
1. One tip out
2. Ghar me ball gayi to out,jo marega vo lekar
aayega.
3. Common dono taraf se batting karega ,BUT YR
FIELDING B KARNI PADEGI. 4. Try catch out tha.
5. Spin daal fast ni ho rhi h.
6. No ball aur wide k run nhi h.
7.Ball khone par paise dene padenge
Amazing yr.
movies on school
1. School-Yaadein
2. Principal -Jaani Dushman
3. Classes -Kabhi kabhi
4. Canteen-Kabhi alvida na kehna
5. Course-Godzilla
6. Exams - Kalyu 7. Examination hall-Chamber of secret
8. Exam-time - Qayamat se qayamt tak
9. Question paper - Paheli
10. Answer paper - Kora kagaz
11. Cheating - chupke chupke
12. Paper out - Plan 13. Examiner - The killer
14. Last exam - Independence day
15. Paper correction - Andha kanoon