Sahilsinha' Sms Collection - Page 1

Arz Hai…
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone
Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale
Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…

Petrol Pump Attendant: Saab,
Kitne ka daaloon?
Me: 2-4 Rupye ka gaadi ke upar
spray kar de bhai..
Aag lagani hai.

Chaha ke ye Aasma humara hota,
khwaisho ka koi kinara hota,
ye soch kar na roka us musafir ko
humne,
dur jata hi kyu agar wo hamara
hota…

Gunehgaar kaun..??
PATI aur PATNI so rahe the.
Achaanak,
PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi..
“bhago mera PATI aa gaya”
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya.

Student's Life is Like English
MoviesxP |
School = Jurassic Park..
Principal = King Kong..
Vice Principle = Hulk..
Teachers = Aliens.. =P
Class Guys = Planet of Apes..
Class Gals = Charlies Angels..♥
Syllubus = Deep Blue Sea
Exam = Mission Impossible =P
Invigilator = Terminator..
Result = 2012 ..(end of the world)
=P

Man : Is there any way for long
life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of
long life will never come.