Sem' Sms Collection - Page 3

Apar Aap Sochte hain ki aapki Crush baaki sab ladkiyon ki tarah nahi hain, toh kasam aapke aane waale bills ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Agar aapne IIT Bombay se B.Tech karne ke bad bhi FB par "Graduated" from Kendriya Vidyalaya likte h to Kasam 'C.E.O. at Jobless' Bande ki Aap Chutiye Hain

अगर आपको लगता है की ATM पिन उल्टा टाइप करने से भारतीय पुलिस आके आपको चोर से बचा लेगी तो बाहर खड़ा सिक्यूरिटी गार्ड चुपके से अंदर झाँक के कहेगा सरजी आप चूतिये है ! - Aap Chutiye Hain

43 degree garmi mein, farewell pe stud dikhne ke chakkar mein suit pehen ke photo khichwane wale Engineering students, Haseena nahi aapko aapka behta hua paseena kahega ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Home Loan dusre bank ko transfer karke bacha hua byaj se pure parivaar ko vacation pe le jayange to World Bank bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Already parked gaadi ke peeche apni gaadi lagakar, aur ek inch bhi jagah na chhodne waale log, traffic police wala bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Apna kaam-dhaam chhod kar apni savings ko 'chit-fund' mein daalkar din dugne aur raat chougune hone ka sapna dekh rahe logo, Saradha jaise chit-fund scams ke wajah se suicide karne wale log murda-ghar se nikal ke bolenge ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Oye Airtel India, agar aap 1rs mein video dikhane ka promise karke uspe 10rs surfing chargers lagate hai, to Nokia 3315 bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Agar aapke padosi, friend ya kisi rishtedar ne nayi gaadi, mobile yaa or kuch khareeda aur aapko us se jalan aur dukh ho raha hai to kasam se, Aap Chutiye Hain

2-4 Hollywood movies with subtitles dekh kar aap total Hindi movies ko inferior quality ka batate hai to Deshdrohi 2 ka superstar bhi aapko kaan me aake kahega ki Aap Chutiye Hain