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Boy:Agar is duniya ke sabi aurat ka ek hi face hota to kya hoga
kuch nahi,gas cylinder ki tarah aj iske ghar jayegi
to kal uske ghar
Teacher:
Which is the first month of a year
Student:January
Teacher:Which is the month after january?
Student:February
Teacher:Then what about 10th month?
Studentelivery!!!!
A man asked to shakesphere:
you married girl elder than you,why?
shakesphere said
to him:
Look this calendar
and said
A week has 7days
so,which day is younger?
either saturday or sunday
see
Love comes from heart,not from age
Love has no age
Moral:
Senior girls are also boys
Rock it boys
Dil agar "cpu" hota to yaaden save kar lete
Dimag agar "Printer" ho to khayallo ka printout nikal dete
Dhadkan Me agar "Pendrive" hota to zindagi ka backout leliya hota
Man me jo "bluetooth" hota to bataon ka transfer karte
Ankh me "webcam" hota to Tasivre badal leti
aur agar
"Computer" zindagi hoti to use bhi Restart kar liya hota
Miscall aisi bimari h jo aisa hi waqt barbad karte hai
chalo humdono milkar is bimari ko mithathe
roj tum ek call karna,baki sare miscall humroz karenge
Santa godhe pe baitha tha,ghoda red light thodkar bhag nikle,traffic police santa ke pich.
sante ne ghode ko rukwakar
policewale se
ye le punch number likh number likh
2 frogs chatting
Frog1-tur
Frog2-tur tur
Frog1-Tur tur
Frog2-Tur tur tur
Frog1-kur kur kur kur
Frog2-Abe sale,topic change mat kar
Gaav me kahi mahino ko bijaali lagu ho rahi hai
is khushi se sab log nachne lage
usme se ek kutta bi naach raha tha
santa kutta se-tum kyu nach rahe ho?
bijali aa rahi h to khambe lagega na
History books in future wil read
hockey na jab jab upar ane ko koshish ki he,cricket ne use hamesha daba diya hai
Garib ne tajmahal ko
har tarah se dekha
diwar ko dekha
minar ko dekha
Rang ko dekha
aur bola
Maakasam mohabat me kharcha bahut hai