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Boy:Agar is duniya ke sabi aurat ka ek hi face hota to kya hoga










kuch nahi,gas cylinder ki tarah aj iske ghar jayegi

to kal uske ghar

Teacher:
Which is the first month of a year
Student:January

Teacher:Which is the month after january?
Student:February

Teacher:Then what about 10th month?
Studentelivery!!!!

A man asked to shakesphere:
you married girl elder than you,why?

shakesphere said
to him:
Look this calendar
and said
A week has 7days
so,which day is younger?
either saturday or sunday

see
Love comes from heart,not from age
Love has no age

Moral:
Senior girls are also boys

Rock it boys

Dil agar "cpu" hota to yaaden save kar lete

Dimag agar "Printer" ho to khayallo ka printout nikal dete

Dhadkan Me agar "Pendrive" hota to zindagi ka backout leliya hota

Man me jo "bluetooth" hota to bataon ka transfer karte

Ankh me "webcam" hota to Tasivre badal leti

aur agar

"Computer" zindagi hoti to use bhi Restart kar liya hota

Miscall aisi bimari h jo aisa hi waqt barbad karte hai

chalo humdono milkar is bimari ko mithathe

roj tum ek call karna,baki sare miscall humroz karenge

Santa godhe pe baitha tha,ghoda red light thodkar bhag nikle,traffic police santa ke pich.

sante ne ghode ko rukwakar

policewale se

ye le punch number likh number likh

2 frogs chatting
Frog1-tur
Frog2-tur tur

Frog1-Tur tur
Frog2-Tur tur tur

Frog1-kur kur kur kur
Frog2-Abe sale,topic change mat kar

Gaav me kahi mahino ko bijaali lagu ho rahi hai

is khushi se sab log nachne lage
usme se ek kutta bi naach raha tha
santa kutta se-tum kyu nach rahe ho?
bijali aa rahi h to khambe lagega na

History books in future wil read

hockey na jab jab upar ane ko koshish ki he,cricket ne use hamesha daba diya hai

Garib ne tajmahal ko

har tarah se dekha


diwar ko dekha


minar ko dekha



Rang ko dekha

aur bola

Maakasam mohabat me kharcha bahut hai