Moksh-gupta' Sms Collection - Page 1

cycle wale ne 1 Aadmi ko takkar mar di.
Aur bola - Aap bahut lucky ho
Aadmi - kaise
Cycle wala - Aaj meri chutti hai
NAHI TO MAI TRUCK CHALATA HU.

Maine To Bus Stop Pe Khadi Ladki
Se Sirf Time Poocha Tha,
Ae Doston..
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Ki Kitne Baje..??
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Wo To Sharma Ke Boli :
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Park Me Theek Subah 9 Baje..!!
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Hat Jaao Yaar Apni To Lottery Hi
Lag Gayi..!!
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"Mummy Zara Jaldi Utha Dena
Subah.."

Girlfriend : Would You Like To See
Magic..??
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Boyfriend : Ofcourse sweetheart..!!
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Girlfriend : "WHOOSHH"
You Are Single Now..!!
Chal Bye, Phut Le Ab..!!

Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.
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Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.
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Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.=))

Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi....
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.jb light gyi or kaam wali bai boli....
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.wot d hell is dis
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.u dnt hv invortor...:p:p

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakar k piche phek dete the
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Admi:"Lage raho,
Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga"... :p

Horror films mein
Ladki ko Ghar mein
Jab kuch ajeeb sunai deta hai tO wo kehti hai
KON HAI WAHAN?
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KON HAI WAHAN?
Jaisay k Bhoot Bolega
Haan Behen Mai kitchen mein Hu.
Tumhari maa ne mast gulab jamun banaye hai,, wohi kha raha hu aaaaaoo khayenge saath

girl--->jab saavan aata hai teri yad
aati hai...
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jab badal chate hai teri yad aati hai.
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jab bunde girti hai.teri yad aati hai.
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.boys--->kamini ­ taane mat de pata
hai tera chaata dena hai.

Boyfriend and Girlfriend room mEin khamosh baithe they*
Gf ki soch :
1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar raha?
2- Kya ye dusri ladki k barey me soch raha hai?
3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai?
4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe hain?
5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun!
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Bf ki soch : sala Petrol
Kitna Mehanga Ho Gaya hai?

ek aadmi ko raste me chirag
mila.....
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usne use rgda...
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boom...
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boom,,...
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blast hua aur wo mar gaya,......
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moral...
'' kuch cheezain alladin ki nahi,
osama bin laden ki bhi ho skti h....