Panchalashok' Sms Collection - Page 3

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Baanh phad ke rok lende tenu, je sada chalda koi zor hunda,
Asin tere layi kyon ronde, je tere varga koi hor hunda...

WHO is SARDAR?

Veeran de veer
yaaran de yaar,
dushman lai talwar,
siran te sohni dastar,
len har bandey di saar,
saabat surt tiyar bar tiyar,
dooron inj laggan jiven challi aave sheran di daar,
aapne Guru nu na bhullde,
Karde har dharam da satkar.
This is SARDAR...

Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

"SHAGIRD ka SHIKWA"

Yun fail jo krna tha, pehley he bta detey

Hm sari kitabon ko cholhey mn jala detey

Koshish to baht ki thi, nakam huey aakhir

Han pas to ho jatey jo naql kra detey

Parchey jo milay hm ko sb khali diye hm ne

Ay kash SAFAI k no. hi laga detey.

Teacher: Itifak ka jumla banao..?

Student

"jis din meray Papa ki shadi thi..
itifak se usi din meri mama ki Shadi thi..!"

Ustad:"Bhai Chara" ka jumla banao"!

Shagird"

Jb Doodh wale se pochha k itna mehnga kiyu? bechte ho?

to us ne kaha,

"BHAI"! "CHARA"

mehnga hogaya hai.

33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.

Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.

Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.

Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!

Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho gI?


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Studentehlay Ye To Btain K Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?

papers ki roti notes ka achar

tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar

teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar

so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar