Panchalashok' Sms Collection - Page 7

4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai

Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan

How to kill mosqiuito? 1. Catch it alive. 2. Tie its legs. 3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach. 4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth... n pour a spoon of poison..... Mission Accomplished

Bright Future of Engg. Studnts E&C:Radio repair COMP/IT:Typing master MECH:Cycle tube puncture ELECTRICAL:Fan n mixer repairing. CIVIL:Gutter cleaning!!

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Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower, so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide