Sonu' Sms Collection - Page 11

sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

पहली सीटी में स्त्री का ध्यान आकर्षित करना, दूसरी सीटी में स्त्री को
ध्यान देने में मजबूर करना और तीसरी सीटी में उसको अपने पास बुला
लेने का सामर्थ्य, सिर्फ और सिर्फ...

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प्रेशर कुकर के पास होता है... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Day Wishes
3 years ago

Never give up on something you really want.
It's difficult to wait, but worse to regret.
Good Morning...!

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

ब्रिटिश जज: - तुमने भारत का पैसा लूटा...???

माल्या: आपने भी लूटा...।

ब्रिटिश जज: - जाने दो यार, अपना ही लड़का है... smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

पल भर के लिए कोई हमें प्यार करले.


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‘Angel Priya' ही सही!!

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Pati: - Tum maayake jaati ho to kaisa mahasoos karati ho...?

Patnee: Ham Aurtoo ki umar 45 kyon na ho,
maayake mein ghustey hi 16 kee umar vaalee feeling
aa jaati hai.

Pati: Oh achchha...!!!

Patni: Tum kaho, tumhen aisee 16 kee umar vaalee Feeling kab aatee hai..?;
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Pati: Bas, hamaara bhee vahee, jab tum maayake jaati ho.... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Jodon (जोड़ों) ka dard kya hai...??
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Ye Sirf jode (जोड़े) hee jaanate hain...
kunvaaron ko isaka zara bhee gyaan nahin...! smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Bujurgon ne sach hee kaha hai ki "mehanat karo to neend achchhee aatee hai."

Mainne bhi kal koolar mein 2 baalti paani daala aur so gaya.
seedhee subah neend khulee...

Saala tab samajh mein aaya bade log kitana sahee kahate hain.... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa pareshaan sa doktar ke paas gaya...,

Santa - doktar saahab main subah 6 baje susu karata hoon ,

phir 7 baje pottee karata hoon...,


Doktar - haan to phir dikkat kya hain...??

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Santa - Par doktar , Aankh to 8 baje khultee hai na... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa ghabaraata hua police station gaya...

Santa - main giraphtaar hone ja raha hoon

Banta - kyon bhai tumane kya kiya ?

Santa - mainne apanee Biwi ke sar pe jor se danda maar diya tha

Banta - to vo mar gayee kya bechaari...

Santa - nahin bach gayee aur ab vo mujhe nahin chhodegee... smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa gunda ban gaya...

Santa ne ek mashahoor seth ko phone lagaaya

Santa - O seth 10 laakh rupaya bhijava de nahin toh..

Seth - aap kaun bol rahe ho bhaaya

Santa - main ariya ka bhai bol riya hoon...

Seth - achchha aapakee bahan ka naam ariya hai kya...? smile.png

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