Sonu' Sms Collection - Page 18

sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

Customer in a hotel: - Waiter, this soup tastes funny...,

Waiter: - Oh...!, The chef must have been laughing
when he prepared it, sir.

I Like SMS - Like: 39 - SMS Length: 141
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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

Bas Stop Pe Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Taad Raha Tha,
Ladki Ne Usko Tokte Hue Puchha... "Mujhe Aise
Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho...???
Tumhari Koi Bahan Nahi Hai Kya...???”

Pappu: - Hai Na, Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu...!!!
Ladki: - Kyu...??

Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola, "Wo Kya Hai Ki Meri
Bahan Ko Ek Bhabhi Chahiye" smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 37 - SMS Length: 311
Tags: Funny Jokes -
1 year ago

Tanha Sa Tha Main Duniyan Ki Bheed Mein, Sochta Tha Ke Koi Apna Nahi Takdeer Mein,

Us Din Jab Dosti Ki Aapse To Yoon Laga, Kuchh Khaas Hai Mere Haathon Ki Lakeer Mein...!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 177 - SMS Length: 176
1 year ago

Yu Aaine Se Kab Tak Dil Bahlaoge, Jab Andhera
Hoga To Khud Ko Tanha Paoge,

Hum Jaisa Dost Gar Ho Koi Saath Kasam Se Umar Bhar Muskuraoge.

I Like SMS - Like: 95 - SMS Length: 143
1 year ago

Dosti Jaan Hai To Wo Aap Ho, Dosti Chand Hai To Uski Roshni Aap Ho,

Dosti Dil Hai To Uski Dhadkan Aap Ho,
Dosti Agar Zingadi Hai To Uski Wazah Aap Ho....!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 80 - SMS Length: 161
1 year ago

Aapki Muskurahat Hame Bahot Aachi Lagti Hai, Aapka Har Sapna Hame Apna Sa Lagta Hai,

Kabhi Door Na Ho Jaana Aap Hamse, Kyu Ki Aapki
Dosti Hame Jaan Se Bhi Pyari Lagti Hai...!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 66 - SMS Length: 181
1 year ago

Bahot H Husn E Dil Ko Bahelane Ke Liye,
Pyar Kar Lo Apne Dil Ko Dukhane Ke Liye,
Chahe Bhale Hi Karlo Kisi Ke Dard Se Vaasta,
Ek Pyara Sa Dost Rakhna Sab Dard Ko Bhulane
Ke Liye...!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 54 - SMS Length: 191
1 year ago

Dil Ke Khareed Dar Toh Hazar Mil Jayenge,
Dhokha Dene Wale Aapko Hazar Mil Jayenge,
Hum Jaisa Dost Na Mil Payega Aapko,
Bewafa Yaar Toh Beshumaar Mil Jayenge.....!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 40 - SMS Length: 171
1 year ago

उसने होठो से छू कर दरिया का पानी गुलाबी
कर दिया, हमारी तो बात और थी उसने मछलियों
को भी शराबी कर दिया....!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 44 - SMS Length: 264
Tags: Love Shayri -
1 year ago

Dekhkar Tumhari Wafao Ko
Arzoo-e-Wafa Meri Bhi Hoti Hai
Na Karo Tum Aisi Shararate
Meri Neeyat Bhi Kharab Hoti Hai...!!

I Like SMS - Like: 42 - SMS Length: 122
Tags: Love Shayri -
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