Rk-rkdreams' Sms Collection - Page 1

Dedicated to all girls





Ladko ko apna dil na dena
Dil ke jazbat ye kya janenge

Low waist jeans to sambhalti nahi

to hamara dil kya
Gha+Nta sambhalenge

Dhup me
chamakti profile hai
sabse alag tumhara style hai
kya ada hai kya smile hai
Naak poch ne ki akal nahi aur hath me mobile hai

Girlfriend ko palkopar bitha lo
Deke khushi uske saare gum chura lo
pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna
ki uski saheli bhi kahe janu mujhe bhi pata lo

Santa ka 50rs ka note train me ghum ho gaya

Ek aadmi:Ya,allah bismilah!

Santa:Tumhe 20(bis) mila to baki this kisko mila

Sacha dost jo








hamare exam ke bagal wali window par aakar bolta hai









itna kya likh raha hai jaldi bahar aaja,teri bhabhi jaa rahi ha

Har fail hue student ke piche


















Teacher ka haath hai















cheating kar ne nahi deti hai.

Americahone ki khoj hai

Japanese:Sim ki khoj hai

aur
India:Miscall ki khoj hai
Proud of India

santaheere se kuch likh raha tha..
Golu:Tum itne dheere se kya likh rahe ho
Santa:Mere 7ve bache ko khat likh raha hu,chota hai na,to tezz padh nahi payega

Ladka Ladiki se propose kar raha tha

Ladki ne mana kar diya

Ladka 29Din thak ladki ghar ke khada raha

Ladki 29vi din me bahar aakar boli "I Lv U"

Ladke ne reply kiya-Rehne do,pados wali set ho gayi hai

Santa doctor se:Mujhe kuch sunai nahi dene ki bimari hai, jab mera patni kuch kehti hai
Doctor:Ye bimari nahi,yeh to
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bhagwan ki meharbani hai