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Rk-rkdreams' Sms Collection - Page 1
Dedicated to all girls
Ladko ko apna dil na dena
Dil ke jazbat ye kya janenge
Low waist jeans to sambhalti nahi
to hamara dil kya
Gha+Nta sambhalenge
Dhup me
chamakti profile hai
sabse alag tumhara style hai
kya ada hai kya smile hai
Naak poch ne ki akal nahi aur hath me mobile hai
Girlfriend ko palkopar bitha lo
Deke khushi uske saare gum chura lo
pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna
ki uski saheli bhi kahe janu mujhe bhi pata lo
Santa ka 50rs ka note train me ghum ho gaya
Ek aadmi:Ya,allah bismilah!
Santa:Tumhe 20(bis) mila to baki this kisko mila
Sacha dost jo
hamare exam ke bagal wali window par aakar bolta hai
itna kya likh raha hai jaldi bahar aaja,teri bhabhi jaa rahi ha
Har fail hue student ke piche
Teacher ka haath hai
cheating kar ne nahi deti hai.
Americahone ki khoj hai
Japanese:Sim ki khoj hai
aur
India:Miscall ki khoj hai
Proud of India
santaheere se kuch likh raha tha..
Golu:Tum itne dheere se kya likh rahe ho
Santa:Mere 7ve bache ko khat likh raha hu,chota hai na,to tezz padh nahi payega
Ladka Ladiki se propose kar raha tha
Ladki ne mana kar diya
Ladka 29Din thak ladki ghar ke khada raha
Ladki 29vi din me bahar aakar boli "I Lv U"
Ladke ne reply kiya-Rehne do,pados wali set ho gayi hai
Santa doctor se:Mujhe kuch sunai nahi dene ki bimari hai, jab mera patni kuch kehti hai
Doctor:Ye bimari nahi,yeh to
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bhagwan ki meharbani hai