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The rajinikanth has gas problem on stomach


From that day


It is known bhopal gas tragedy!!!!!!!!!!

Kaun banega crorepati

5Crore ka sawaal

Nokia switchon karne ke baad dono hath milate h,wo dono kaun hai??????

???????

Husband:
Tum
Kalpana ho
Kavita ho
Bhavana ho

Wife:Tum
Suresh
Ramesh
Ajeesh ho

hihihihi!!!!!!!!!!!

Facebook Aur Fridge Me kya common hai?











Andar kuchi nahi hat bata hai,lekin 10baar kholke dekhte hai!!!!!!!!!!!

Santa:Yaar ye panchami ka matlab kya hai?
Banta:Simple yaar,
Punch Me..........!!!!

Sante or malvika 8vi me 9 baar fail ho chuke
santa:Fasi karne ki tayari me
Malvika:Are pagal kya kar rahe ho,agle punarjanam me to nursery class se shuru karni padegi na,bewkuf kahi ka?

Sirf 98% is sawaal ka answer de paye hai,aap mat padiye nahi to fail hojayenge































aapka girlfriend ka naam aur mobile number kya hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!????

Sante ke sar se khoon beh raha tha

Doctor:Ye kaise hua?

Santa:Me apne haath se pathar thod raha tha,to kisine kaha

kabhi to apna khopedi ka istmaal kar???????

"U" Know the what is the beautiful part of our friendship?


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See the first letter of this message!

School Me aag lag gayi.sabhi bache khush the ye sochkar ki ab school nahi aana padega,lekin ek bacha udas tha.

Sir:Tum kyu udas ho beta?
Boy:Aap kaise bach gaye