Rk-rkdreams' Sms Collection - Page 3

Wife to husband:Tum pyaar kya jaante h
o?

Husband:To theen bache internet se download kiya hai kya?

Wife:Nahi,ye to sharmaji ke pendrive se liya gaya hai!

Boy:Ye,principal bahut khadus hai?

Girl:Tum jaante ho ki me kaun hu?

Boy:Nahi....

Girl:Me principle ki beti hu!
Boy:Kya tum janti ho me kaun hu?
Girl:Nahi.....
Boy:Thank GOD!

IPL MIX MSG

Mere "ishq" ne bowling se dil ko kardiya "out"

Par

Meri taqdeer to dekho

uska baap tha umpire

Jo mere ball ko "noball" bata diya

Amul:Maine mera bacha ka naam america rakha hai!
Vinod:waisa kyu?
Amul:Taki me saari duniya se keh saku ki Me america ka baap hu!

Agar
sardani judwa bacha paida karengi to kya hoga







sardar puri raat nahi soyega,ye sochkar ki









dusre bache ka baap kaun he?

Girllease doctor,mere boyfriend ko andar bula lo na?
Doctor:Trust me,me bahot sharif hu!
Girl:Wo baat nahi!Apki nurse uske saath bahar khadi hai na,to wo bahut kameena hai!

Girl:Mere aage piche mat ghuma karo?
Boy:Kyu?

Girl:Mera rasta kaante ke alawa kaanch se bhare huye hai
Boy:Are pagli mujhe kuch nahi hoga,maine to reebok shoes pahne hai!

Sir:Why are so late?
Student:Sir,meri car...
Sir:Talk in english
Student:Sir,
My car was fassing
No hilling
No dulling
Only po po karing!

Girl1:Kal mere sapne me kisi ne mujhe chaku mara
Girl2:Tu dar mat,agar sapne sach nahi hote to roz me pregnant nahi hoti

Rajinikanth and a girl were playing cards
(Teen patti)
Rajinikant got three ekkas(AAA)but he couldnt win it,how?











Because the girl has got three rajinikanth
haha......