Pushpendra-yada' Sms Collection - Page 1

Jiska dil tuta ho, use "GENERAL KNOWLEDGE" ki jarurat kyu nahi hoti..??
Socho...!
Kyuki
Jab dil hi toot gaya..!
Ab "G K" kya kare.

Ek Ladka ladki ko impress karne ke chakkar main bike se gir gaya?ladki boli aapko chot to nahi lagi?ladka bola are hat pagli hum bike se aise he utarten hain?.

Dil ke mehmaan ban jao
Aankho ka armaan ban jao
Hontho ki muskan ban jao
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Oh! Aap ho..!
I am very sorry!
Aap to bas insaan ban jao..! .

Bada karte h aapse dosti nibhayenge koshis yahi rahegi aapko nahi satayenge jab bhi pukarna dil se pukarna kisi or ke dil mai honge phir bhi aayenge..

1admi NARAK gaya,waha gandhi ji mallika ke sath nach rahe the.admi ne yamraj se pucha-gandhi ki saza itni majedar kyu? yamraj-abe saja mallika ko mili hai...

Khud pe jo tha aitbaar jhutha nikal gaya
Dariya mere kayaal se gehra nikal gya
Kbi bata diya tha kisiko apna pata
meelon meri talash me rasta nikal gya.......

Khwaish dil se jatayi nahi jati,
Dosto ki yaad yuhi bhulayi nahi jati,
Chalo Hum hi SMS kar dete hai. Aapse to ye taqleef uthaai nahi jati.....