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Kishan-sharma' Sms Collection - Page 2
Banta to santa: yaar tu har baar mujhe ullu kyu banata hai......?
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Santa:kyonki tu banta hai......
Santa- 1 glass juice dena ladayi hone wali hai
santa juice pene ki bad- 1 glass aur do ladayi hone wali hai.
pene ke bad 1 glass aur do ladayi hone wali hai.
juice wala- kab hogi ladayi
santa- jab tu merese paise mangega .
Ek bhikhari road pe chilla rha tha -alah ke nam par ek rupaya de de.
Santa 100ka note dikhate huye bola 50rupya hai kya?
Bikhari excited ho ke -ha hai.
Santa to pahle use kharch kar na
Santa ne BUS ME 2 TICKET Li
Conductor-2 Q?
Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI.
Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO.
SAnta-TO "PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGA.
Santa, Banta Dono Bhai Same Class Me The
Madam-Tum Dono Ne Father Name Alag Kyu Likha
Both-Madam Tusi Fir Kahoge Nakal MaarLi, Isliye
ailer-Tum Jail Me Kyo Ho?
Santa-Maine Bank Luta.
Lekin Paise wahi Ginne Lag Gaya
Qki
Waha Likha tha Counter Chhodne-Se Pehle Paise Gin lo.
Santa ka naya gas cylinder 6 second me hi pura ho gaya.
Kaise?
Qki santa ne gas cylinder k paas ENO rakha tha
sirf 6 second me kam shuru.
BANK MANAGER-ham aapko bina INTREST k lon denge..
BANTA-oji dena hai to thoda haste haste do na..
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ager dene me intrest nahi to mat do.
Santa: Ae Dost 'Sapna' Kya Hota Hai.?
Banta: Abe Pahle Apni Grammer Thik Kar
Santa: Q?
Banta: Qki 'Sapna' Hota Nahi..
'Sapna' Hoti Hai.
Santa: kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?
Banta: girlfriend ke saath movie dekhne
Santa: kitna kharchaa huaa?
Banta: 500 Rs
Santa: itnaa huaa kya?
Banta: kya karu? uske paas itnaa hee thaa yaar