Rahukpk' Sms Collection - Page 1

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santa:Main apni patni ko kya giftdoonBantaiamond Ring de.Santa:Nahi main kuch bada dena chahta hoon,Banta:Fir tractor ka tyre de

teacher-Murgiyon Ki Tange Chhoti Kyu Hoti Hain?.....Santa-Sir,Agar Murgiyon Ki Tange Lambi Hui Toh Ande Gir Kar Toot Jayenge

ekanjus ko electric current LgaUski wife:Aap theek toh ho na?KanjusMai theek hutu meter dekh, UNIT kitne badhe.??

deCeNT THoUGHT 4 aLL tHe GiRLs:"Agar HusBanD BHaGWaN SaMaan Hota Hai Toh.....BoyFriend Bhi CHota-Mota DEVTA Maana Hi jA Sakta Hai.!"

agar Tum Use Na Pa Sako Jisse Tum Pyar Karte Ho,To......Sharam Karo,,....LaaoAb Number Mujhe Do,,...Main Try Karta Hu.....

MoHaBBaT KaRNe KaYaHaN SaB Ka ApNaEk ALag TaRiKaHoTa Hai\~>aYe doStO/Wo HuMSe JuDa HoKaRKhuSh HaiOr Hum UnHe KhuShDeKh KaR