Gaurav-kul1919' Sms Collection - Page 2

India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar,
agar dost pata de to uphar,
agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,
aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar.

Boy: Suno jara.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,

khaane k baad

Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!

Lovely ans. by a lover

Girl: If ur mom & me fall in the water whom would u Save 1st?

Boy: I would jump into water to save my mom & die with U..!!

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati

Wah-Wah

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati

Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!

Girl: McDonald’s chale?
Boy: Spelling bolo to hi jayenge.
Girl: 1 kam karo KFC chalte hai.
Boy: KFC ka Fullform bolo
Girl: Rehne de kutte, samosa hi khila de. :’D

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!

Atif Aslam ki Love Story.

Girl: Who ru?
Atif: Mein Ek dard hu ya Ek Ehsas hu.

Girl: Tum Mera Picha kyu karte ho?
Atif: Bakhuda tumhi ho, har Jagah tumhi ho.

Girl: Akhir tum Chahte kya ho ha?
Atif: kaise Bataye kyun tujhko Chahe yara Baata na paye.

Girl: Tum Mere liye kya kar Sakte ho??
Atif: Jhumu Diwana ban ke tere liye.

Girl Thappad mar ke chali gayi-
Atif: Aab to Aadat si hai mujhko aise Jeene mein.

Girl: Hi baby
Boy: hi jaan

Girl: Ru here?
Boy: Yes yes.. Im here (sending faild)

Girl: Ru ignorng me or what?
Boy: Honey im not.. Im right here (sending faild)

Girl: Its over.. dont u ever talk to me again!
Boy: Go to hell (message sent)

Difference of Nature:
Two girls wearing same T-Shirt
Response: Kamini “COPIED MY STYLE”
2 boys wearing same T-Shirt
Response: O Mera Bhai.

2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi
GF: Kamine!! mein tere kapde faad dungi.
BF: Dekh ab tu serious ladai mein romantic baat maat kar.