Mahin' Sms Collection - Page 3

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Ye Exam Ke Rishte Bhi Ajib Hote He
Sab Apne Apne Nasib Hote He
Rehte He Jo
Nigaho Se Dur
Saale Wahi Question Compulsory Hote He..

What is SMS?
S - Saala
M - Muft ka
S - Sirdard
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Na karo to Log sochte he Kanjus hai,



0r karo to Log sochte h Khali Betha he, ku6 kam to he nahi !!!...

Dear Customer,
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Now enjoy unlimited sweet dreams browsing on ur bed.
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GOOD NIGHT...
Sweet Dreams...
Take Care...

Rat Ko Chupke Se Aati Hai 1 PARI,
Kuch Khushiyon K Sapne Lati Hai Pari,
Kehti Hai Sapno K Aagosh Me Kho Jao,
Bhul K Sare Gum Chupke Se So Jao..
Gud Nyt...

Apple=Vitamins

Vitamins=Power

Power=Work

Work=Money

Money=GF

GF=Tension

Tension=Heart Attck

Hert Attck=Death

Lo,
Ab khalo Apple (:

Techer:- Homework kyu nahi kiya?

Student:- TV Dekh Raha Tha... Mood Nahi Tha...

TeacherSlap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai?

Student:-Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye....
jab sach sun bhi na paye....
Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye...
Tera dar,
Tera pyar,
Teri wah,
Tu hi Rakh,
Rakh Saali......
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH....
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH....

Zindgi ki Raah Me Hum Sath Sath Chalenge....
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Zindgi ki Raah Me Hum Sath Sath Chalenge....
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Thoda Tum Chalna Thoda Hum Chalenge....
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Thoda Tum Chalna Thoda Hum Chalenge....
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Aur
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Aage jakar
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Riksha Kar Lenge (: