Prince-charming' Sms Collection - Page 3

Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
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Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
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ACP: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin Gay toh nahi hai

CID Pjs
A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana
wah wah
A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana
Kuch bhi ho jaye Daya goli mat chalana...:xP

Puraane students ki gathering mein teacher ne puchha: "School mein aapka koi kadva anubhav....??"
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Ek student bola:- "Main aur meri wife isi school mein mile the :p =D

Chithi na koi sandesh jane wo konsa desh.....jahaa tum chale gae.......
miss u my sweet love

1 bacche ka mota pet dekh kar 2
girls haskar boli:- oye kake.!
Ye paani ka matka kitne ka hai...??
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Bacha gusse me haste huey nikkar utaar ke bola:- ye le tooti samet 50 Rs. Ka... =D

Log kehte hai
koshish karte raho
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Har raste par hope hai......
Aankhe dhoondti hai aaj bhi us kamine ko....
Jisne kaha tha "arts' lelo zabardast scope hai...

1 murgi ne baaj se shadi kr li.
1 murge ne usse kaha kya sare murge mar gaye the?
Murgi-mai kya krti pitaji ki jid thi ki ladka air-force mai hona chaiye

Kya Chand B Rota Hoga
Wo B Apni Roshni Ko Khota Hoga.
Zarur Chand Ne B Kisi Se Pyar Kiya Hoga,
Isliye Wo B Raat Ko Nahi Sota Hoga.......